Love Song For a Wench

By ExoticHippieQueen

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Source: dreamstime.com

I'd walk down the plank for you, baby

Even if the ship sank, baby.

Can you forget I smell rank, baby?

Won't you be my young wench?

Please pardon my stench.

I'd give up my gold for you, baby

Let's go down to the hold, baby

Rum has made me so bold, baby.

Won't you be my young wench?

Please pardon my stench.

I'd man the poopdeck for you, baby

I'd even wash my neck for you, baby

Survive a shipwreck for you, baby.

Won't you be my young wench?

Please pardon my stench.

I might be missing a tooth or two, baby

I hope I'm not too uncouth for you, baby

I often swear and don't tell the truth, baby.

Won't you be my young wench?

Please pardon my stench.

I'm feeling pirate stress for you, baby

Even my parrot's a mess for you, baby

Don't say no, just a yes will do, baby.

Won't you be my young wench?

Please pardon my stench.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

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Sunnie Day Level 8 Commenter 3 months ago

lol I think the picture brought some inspiration..loved it..I think the rules of hygeine had not come into play yet..haha

Sunnie

Nell Rose Level 8 Commenter 3 months ago

Hi, lol! brilliant! mind you, I think I know a few guys like this without the pirate ship! haha! rated up! cheers nell

Alecia Murphy Level 7 Commenter 3 months ago

This is genius! It probably would be a hit with the right production!

writer20 Level 8 Commenter 3 months ago

Yea baby, this could be a strong song.

ExoticHippieQueen Hub Author 3 months ago

Sunnie Day, Nell Rose, Alecia Murphy and writer20, I'm glad that you haven't crucified me for such an outrageously crazy poem! I was hoping it would be read with a wink and a smile, even a certain degree of tolerance....it was stuck in my head, so it had to come out. Thanks for liking it......ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH, Matey!